Jamie Hancock of the Topeka Capital Journal wrote a list of impossible resolutions for gardeners. Including the following gems:
I will weed everyday in July.
I will stop “checking” on my garden in the early morning in my nightgown and staying out till noon. It is so hard on the neighbors.
I will resist the temptation to check on the care of the property of my former home.
I will not assume that everyone I meet wishes to discuss gardening.